It's Official

I have come to the decision that anyone who teaches middle school gets a special place in heaven. Good news - I'm in! I think my students have gone crazy in the last month. Besides the usual drama that accompanies this fine age group, I have had the following:

-One student suspended for an inappropriate rough draft.
-The same student plagiarized my initials to get more points.
-Four students caught for plagiarism on a research paper.
-Two students who forged their parents initials on a RELIGION assignment.

Help! I'm going crazy!